Two and a Half Men — S12E03 — Glamping in a Yurt
2014 · 21 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 778 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Dialogue Timeline — 451 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 WALDEN: Previously on Two and a Half Men:
00:00:55 Morning.
00:01:48 Maybe someday I'll be working for you when you're a widower.
00:02:56 Yeah, she's gonna let me live in the guest house.
00:03:48 It's like when you get "the tap."
00:04:43 I will not apologize for sharing my day with you.
00:05:38 - My God. - I know.
00:06:35 Lyndsey, what's... What's going on?
00:07:22 So, I apologize for everything I did to you while I was drinking.
00:08:31 Oh, my God.
00:09:23 I remember our first date.
00:10:21 Yeah, I see hundreds of potential parents,
00:11:09 I love this guy.
00:12:06 I do feel safe.
00:13:01 I want to be your everything.
00:14:10 Lyndsey? Have you been drinking?
00:15:01 You wait in here and I will call a cab to take you home.
00:15:53 Maybe I am gay.
00:16:45 Right, right. By the way, when Lyndsey
00:17:25 You're so funny. Here's your jacket.
00:18:17 Got it. Bye.
00:19:07 Lyndsey?
00:19:50 You and me both.
00:20:42 Oh, my God, I'm turning into my husband.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed451
Dialogue density21.5 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:42
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes778
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 12, episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/12/episode/3
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