Two and a Half Men — S12E02 — A Chic Bar in Ibiza

00:00:02 ALAN: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:42 Life buddy?

00:01:32 Married or not, till death do us part.

00:02:25 Sorry, sorry... flashback to the first wife.

00:03:35 I look like a black and white cookie.

00:04:30 Alan and I...

00:05:14 that having a kid would add more meaning to it.

00:06:00 I vomited on a police officer, and I was arrested.

00:07:06 Just the two of us, the beach, wearing leis around our necks,

00:07:58 Oh. Okay. I see.

00:08:48 Right, the wedding that every little boy dreams of.

00:09:56 for that Mani-pedi he wants after all.

00:10:44 Isn't it?

00:11:39 - Your dignity? - Mm-hm.

00:12:36 Walden and I broke up. The wedding is off.

00:13:29 and you should be using him to get what you want:

00:14:18 "You don't trust me. The wedding's off.

00:15:10 No, she'd be eaten first.

00:15:55 His name is Derek. He does Pilates...

00:16:44 You owe me nothing.

00:17:44 Kill it, Bolton.

00:18:36 Do not cry.

00:19:35 Kiss. Right.

00:20:42 in the end, they came together.