Two and a Half Men — S12E01 — The Ol' Mexican Spinach

00:00:04 Alan.

00:01:00 and she just moved out here after a tough breakup.

00:01:51 Just... Just stay calm. You're gonna be fine.

00:02:57 I mean, just so you know, I take the women's

00:03:55 Next year, it's vampire Obama.

00:04:55 I don't know. We were about to go out,

00:05:44 I mean, we'd have to talk reduced salaries, but...

00:06:29 I'll tell you what doesn't help. That tone.

00:07:30 Berta, you're so funny.

00:08:17 Dressed as a nun, giving some guy morphine.

00:09:13 That was supposed to scare the life out of trick-or-treaters,

00:09:59 I'll always have my little guy.

00:10:56 I mean, I don't know what to say, except...

00:11:51 I mean, this morning, you cried at a beer commercial.

00:12:46 And... and by "package," I don't mean your package,

00:13:48 Yep.

00:14:39 Okay.

00:15:36 So, as you can see, finances are not an issue.

00:16:18 You just said that I'm more than qualified.

00:16:59 runs screaming from me!

00:17:52 simply because every woman I meet

00:18:34 I mean, how you're successful, you're warm, you're caring...

00:19:14 It's got to be the right person.

00:20:28 And I always thought Alan would be the one on his knees.