Two and a Half Men — S11E22 — Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

00:00:02 WALDEN: Previously on Two and a Half Men.

00:00:58 My real name is Alan.

00:01:46 I told Alan that I thought he should tell you the truth

00:02:34 What is that?

00:03:21 I'm not in the mood for this. Can you turn him off?

00:04:17 Look, if it makes you feel better, I'll go with you.

00:05:10 Louder! There's a lot of ambient noise here.

00:05:59 I just have to scrape together enough money for the wedding.

00:06:51 - How far along are you? - What?

00:07:34 He can't use it because he had a heart attack.

00:08:25 I won't go that far, but thank you.

00:09:20 Siri, remind me to draw a Bublé bath tonight.

00:10:37 I had to go to the emergency room to get it out.

00:11:31 Anyway, to the happy couple.

00:12:22 I'm here to say yes!

00:13:19 They're sanitized for your protection.

00:14:18 Sure, of course. Hello, Jake.

00:15:21 that you and Lyndsey were cheating on him.

00:16:17 "I, Gretchen, do swear to honor and cherish you.

00:17:16 That's my food!

00:18:09 I cheated on you with your best friend,

00:18:56 I'm sorry, Alan. I at least have to talk to him.

00:20:04 I'm just sorting things out.

00:20:59 Okay, fine. Two and a half men.