Two and a Half Men — S11E21 — Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

00:00:06 - Are you eating cookie dough? - Yep. It's my favorite recipe.

00:00:53 Why have the effort of tracking it if you don't want it?

00:01:45 How do you afford the rent, Alan?

00:02:32 You know you want to.

00:03:32 We can't turn back now. I canceled an audition for this.

00:04:16 I have no idea.

00:05:07 No sign of my dad, though. It was still the best birthday ever.

00:05:59 So, what do you wanna do tonight? You know, besides this guy.

00:06:49 - Are you a cop? - No.

00:07:42 It still got the "Vote For Bush" bumper sticker on it.

00:08:28 - Whoa! What died in here? - My granddad.

00:09:20 Yeah!

00:10:37 He really doesn't hear himself, does he?

00:11:29 So you no longer have me by the... balls!

00:12:39 - Feelings like that don't disappear. - Sure, they do.

00:13:33 how to change a tire, how to masturbate.

00:14:35 - What? - I grew up in Manhattan.

00:15:31 He was doing white snow with Snow White.

00:16:23 No, thank you.

00:17:13 He's right. Chain the door.

00:18:10 I barely knew Charlie.

00:18:58 That's right.

00:20:00 The only change I want is for us to be husband and wife.

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