Two and a Half Men — S11E20 — Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

00:00:06 Hello, Walden. Good to see you.

00:00:56 because she wanted to drink from my hose.

00:01:36 Grateful.

00:02:26 "Bang everything that moves."

00:03:20 That doesn't narrow it down.

00:04:19 That's great. And I'm really proud of you.

00:05:14 No.

00:06:09 Why don't you come and have a seat and I'll see if I can reach him?

00:06:59 How? I'm not a chiropractor.

00:07:52 I don't have the proper credentials.

00:08:47 Anyway, I recognize that what we just shared

00:09:40 No, no, no, it's not. We still have a half an hour.

00:10:35 This is gonna be meaningless and empty like two wild elk,

00:11:30 For the "internal" massage.

00:12:17 Any mention of money would just upset him.

00:13:21 Oh.

00:14:14 No names.

00:15:20 But if you think it's helping you, that's really the important thing.

00:16:33 Come on, you said you wanted to get into the casual sex game.

00:17:33 Okay, now, go have fun.

00:18:32 Oh, by the way, I think you might be the one.

00:19:15 - Alan? - Yeah?

00:20:12 Okay. Are you ready to start?

00:21:01 By the sea.