Two and a Half Men — S11E19 — Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

00:00:02 ALAN: Previously on Two and A Half Men.

00:01:03 I sure did, Mother.

00:01:59 Oh, we were married and we had seven kids.

00:02:45 I'll take "Phrases Alan Harper Will Never Say" for $500.

00:03:34 Which one of these engagement rings do you think Kate would like?

00:04:21 to give you the milk for free!

00:05:23 - -

00:06:11 The Strongman meat would not be loafing.

00:06:58 I kind of had my heart set on dirty hose-water.

00:07:55 - Your desk's backwards. - Excuse me?

00:08:46 - Great. - Okay. Oh, thank you.

00:09:34 Wait!

00:10:35 No, but I have climbed a few. I was a Sherpa in Nepal.

00:11:42 VIVIAN: Walden.

00:12:31 Which re-enforces my one rule, "Never offer to pay for anything"!

00:13:31 I don't like looking at naked women.

00:14:21 - So, I guess this is goodbye. - I guess so.

00:15:30 Okay, that is my lamp.

00:16:28 I know how hurtful it can be. I know how crazy you can become.

00:17:19 So, I've got good news and I've got great news.

00:18:18 I never meant to hurt you.

00:19:27 Yes?

00:20:09 Do you see? You wanna fly over everything.

00:21:29 Well, it is his house.