Two and a Half Men — S11E18 — West Side Story

00:00:02 Previously on Two and a Half Men...

00:00:46 - Who's Kate? - It's a long story.

00:01:38 "Ya, Y-A".

00:02:29 Scusi.

00:03:24 How the hell did you get that?

00:04:09 Ben Affleck!

00:04:55 I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with duck.

00:05:56 Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.

00:06:45 I have to say goodbye to this magazine editor.

00:07:39 This is nice.

00:08:35 Seriously, Larry?

00:09:16 Jeff, do you not want me to see your place?

00:10:02 Why?

00:10:59 Have you traveled around China? Did you get to see the Great Wall?

00:11:40 Yeah, I actually kind of prefer it. I mean, there's no pressure.

00:12:42 That was you!

00:13:53 We really are perfect for each other.

00:14:40 And it was very hard on me.

00:15:35 - What? - What?

00:16:38 - Yeah? - I'm in mine.

00:17:48 Please, tell me he's 18.

00:18:46 - Well, this has been horrible. - Yes.

00:19:49 Wow, you're lighter than I remember.

00:20:58 My other mom never dressed like that.