Two and a Half Men — S11E17 — Welcome Home, Jake

00:00:02 Previously on Two and a Half Men...

00:00:43 All right.

00:01:38 What's his birthday, favorite color and worst fear?

00:02:26 Berta, making a special batch of French toast for you,

00:03:27 Why are you going out with her again?

00:04:08 Whereas Alan just exudes.

00:05:03 He's just staying for a couple days while we brainstorm some new ideas.

00:06:14 Speaking of which, I'm not sure we should keep seeing each other.

00:07:02 - They are? - Yeah.

00:07:59 Nobody heard the pizza guy at the door?

00:08:52 Okay, okay, check out this idea.

00:09:42 is how to make the chicken and the pig have sex.

00:11:02 - I can't believe this. - Me, neither!

00:11:56 Jeff, you are the king!

00:12:49 Mayo-oh-oh-oh

00:13:41 I don't think I can legally have anyone else live here

00:14:36 You're right, I slept with her.

00:15:36 When my dad left, I lived with Mom. And then, boarding school.

00:16:27 No, no, I don't wanna be your first!

00:17:14 I can't tell you how happy I am you guys are dating.

00:18:05 - I know mine will be. - Bad girl.

00:19:05 Barry, what are you doing here?

00:19:56 No, that's not it, at all.

00:20:57 Screech, will you never learn?