Two and a Half Men — S11E16 — How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

00:00:02 Previously on Two and a Half Men...

00:00:43 Someone's not wearing a bra.

00:01:40 Kidding. This one's on you, sweetie.

00:02:41 Jeff was actually just saying that he's got to get going.

00:03:46 Pot brownies. What the hell is that?

00:04:33 So let me get this straight.

00:05:17 Oh, dios mío!

00:06:27 But you've got to marry Bill. I mean, I've seen it before.

00:07:17 That was one time, Barry. And my mom still feels bad about it.

00:08:15 No, it's your special day.

00:09:02 In the garage, trying to wipe his ass.

00:09:43 So that tasteful sports bra covers a tender heart.

00:10:37 No, she just blew you off again. I was trying to soften the blow.

00:11:39 Who are you doing?

00:12:32 Maybe it's Bobby, the son of the serious couple.

00:13:37 Bitch be cheating.

00:14:22 I don't know.

00:15:21 I'm really sorry about last night,

00:16:09 It's not what you think.

00:17:01 We were just having fun, right?

00:18:03 I grew up in Chicago.

00:18:40 - I'm vibrating. - I'm growing.

00:19:59 Actually, I'm starting to think Alan Harper is the problem.

00:21:00 So where do I sleep?