Two and a Half Men — S11E15 — Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

00:00:02 WALDEN: Previously on Two and a Half Men...

00:00:50 Cinnamon's Buns.

00:01:33 Yes, I have.

00:02:18 Now, get up and wash your hands, burn this couch

00:03:17 I'm making breakfast in bed for Brooke.

00:03:59 - Oh, God, she's dumping me. - What are you talking about?

00:04:47 for the harsh realities of real life.

00:05:34 - Holy crap, that thing's huge. - That's what she said.

00:06:47 No, no, no, nothing's wrong with Jake.

00:07:31 And a good-news bong.

00:08:21 See, sex becomes companionship

00:09:09 Most parents make their kids eat vegetables, we made ours stop.

00:09:58 Herb's penis is bigger than yours.

00:11:37 God. What did we do, last night?

00:13:15 but I've never gotten engaged to my ex-wife.

00:14:05 Absolutely. But I need to say something, first.

00:14:50 he was a gentleman.

00:15:42 This is the same woman that you said was so evil,

00:16:33 when Alan told me you were getting married, again.

00:17:14 No, I was just talking about how funny Judith is.

00:17:54 Oh, no, I realize it.

00:18:45 I know. When I first saw it,

00:19:37 - You are unbelievable. - No, the important thing is

00:20:53 I gotta get him out of here.