Two and a Half Men — S11E14 — Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

00:00:04 Alan!

00:01:00 That magical night in the handicapped stall at Chili's.

00:02:05 - What are you guys up to, tonight? - Oh, dinner and game night.

00:02:52 Fine. Go watch your porn by yourself.

00:03:42 You don't need Triple-A when you got double-Ds.

00:04:30 about you skinny-dipping at Boy Scout camp?

00:05:11 You know what? I'll show you. Here, give me that.

00:06:01 - I'm sorry Lyndsey is...? - My girlfriend.

00:06:44 Yeah, she'd go on and on about your hair and your clothes.

00:07:33 If he gets stabbed, he just rubs dirt in it.

00:08:30 Hey, look who it is. Bob the Builder.

00:09:26 Oh, this here table is two degrees from being level.

00:10:23 I'll tell you what's going on. Larry told me you broke up with him.

00:11:07 I mean, let's be honest. You are a bit of an adulterer.

00:12:36 Oh, jeez, sorry about that.

00:13:21 There's a certain way that things fit together,

00:14:18 Yeah, that's it. What's going on?

00:15:03 I don't know. It's just such a big commitment.

00:15:54 Walden?

00:16:41 Yep, they're level.

00:17:37 You smell good. Bitch.

00:18:43 What's this? A ring?

00:19:42 She's actually really great.

00:21:01 WALDEN: Call a guy!