Two and a Half Men — S11E13 — Bite Me, Supreme Court

00:00:04 - So, Marty, what are we celebrating? - My prostate exam.

00:00:49 I got to remember that. That's a good one.

00:01:38 ALAN: What? WALDEN: Wow.

00:02:37 - Marty, are you okay? - Quick, quick. Press the medic alert.

00:03:32 It's like eating fish in a barrel.

00:04:33 and so far I got dead, dead, coma, Florida.

00:05:18 Okay, okay, one more time.

00:06:16 Well, it was tough,

00:07:11 - What ever happened to her? - I'm marrying her.

00:08:13 Okay, we're here because we love this man.

00:09:10 Girls, give him something to remember.

00:10:01 "Oh, I'd love to marry you,

00:10:44 It was the first time we got drunk together.

00:11:45 Do not give him Scotch."

00:12:43 - You hired strippers. - That's why I said "us."

00:13:27 but we shouldn't have to tell each other.

00:14:04 Excuse me?

00:15:00 Excuse me.

00:16:03 - Who's there? - It's Alan and Walden.

00:16:56 and I don't want to go for a seventh.

00:17:55 for the last three years of my life,

00:18:51 Yeah, yeah, that'd probably be the proper thing to do.

00:19:47 Last night, I only got up one time to pee.

00:21:01 Oh, my God.