Two and a Half Men — S11E12 — Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

00:00:02 ALAN: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:54 No, I'm not falling for that again.

00:01:37 Can I get my free refill, please?

00:02:28 Are you here alone?

00:03:09 I have a complimentary popcorn and soda for Alan Harper?

00:04:16 I mean, did I think about it? Sure.

00:05:08 Fantastic. I went out by myself and came home with a date.

00:06:00 Hang on. Carry the whore...

00:06:48 It's just a taste of your own medicine.

00:07:44 Hang on.

00:08:40 Well, appears the music has stopped and I am left without a chair.

00:09:28 Of course not.

00:10:31 Well, job well done tonight.

00:11:14 It'll be tight, but we can make it work.

00:12:32 What underwear?

00:13:37 What about Barry?

00:14:34 I thought she was talking about sex, too.

00:15:24 I get to bang Gwen and you get to bang Lyndsey!

00:16:19 Oh, yeah, right. The file, sorry.

00:17:27 She's got boobs that could save your life in the event of a water landing.

00:18:16 Looks like the birthday weed is kicking in.

00:19:06 Or "putting pudding."

00:19:53 NICOLE : So am I.

00:21:03 Do you have a guest room?