Two and a Half Men — S11E11 — Tazed in the Lady Nuts

00:00:06 - We got to go. - We just got here.

00:00:58 It's Nicole, but you'd always call me Michelle.

00:01:46 Yeah, when I worked for you,

00:02:34 I couldn't do it. We got to go. Now. Now.

00:03:37 Tell me about your family. What's your mom like?

00:04:31 You know, with my idea.

00:05:20 Oh, hey, morning. What are you guys up to today?

00:06:25 It's a joke. Try to keep up.

00:07:16 Oh, my fan fiction's come true.

00:08:06 No, no, no, come on, this isn't how the story ends.

00:09:04 Ah, eh...

00:09:47 He'd never open up to anybody because he was afraid of rejection.

00:11:13 Actually, you know, I had a thought.

00:11:52 You know, I've been doing this for a really long time,

00:12:41 - So, it's like a Ross/Rachel thing? - Who?

00:13:47 This won't take long. Will you look at this picture?

00:14:29 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

00:15:26 Hey, aren't you glad we took a second to relax?

00:16:19 There's nothing to be paranoid about.

00:17:14 I really like you. That's new for me.

00:18:02 Oh, boy, if I wasn't gay before.

00:18:57 Crap. That's just me.

00:19:55 At ease.

00:20:59 If it's a boy, name it Walden.