Two and a Half Men — S11E08 — Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

00:00:04 - Morning. - Morning.

00:01:00 Where do you guys meet? A Lady Gaga concert?

00:01:53 I got you a coffee. Can I get you anything else?

00:02:38 Sorry, sorry, I'm just a little shocked.

00:03:24 Plus, we haven't had sex in forever!

00:04:33 Well, he does know that Lyndsey's cheating on him.

00:05:19 Alan, I am serious.

00:06:04 At the moment, looking for my left ball!

00:06:47 "Wanna grab a drink?"

00:07:34 Just get in.

00:08:19 I guess the guy was a real loser. A pathetic freeloader.

00:09:12 What the hell is going on?

00:10:01 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

00:10:54 Yeah, but it's the first place that hepatitis would look for me!

00:11:40 All right, fine. I am gonna kill Alan.

00:12:56 It's nothing fancy, but I've got some good weed

00:13:52 Jeff, I appreciate what you're trying to do.

00:15:00 So did you find anything out?

00:15:53 Are you really scared of me?

00:17:03 I know exactly what's going on between you and Walden Schmidt.

00:17:50 As a birthday surprise. I also got us something else.

00:18:40 And here?

00:19:25 And as long as he's out there, you're not safe.

00:20:57 I hate you, Jeff Strongman.