Two and a Half Men — S11E07 — Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

00:00:05 Thank you.

00:00:50 I think I was in high school when I figured it out.

00:01:41 Kimberly, I can't believe

00:02:32 No, hold on. Going on Craigslist and looking up escorts isn't a system.

00:03:44 Ooh! Alpha Bravo, two bogies on your six.

00:04:42 Ladies, how much does a polar bear weigh?

00:05:32 - Oh, really? - Yeah.

00:06:17 Perfect for you. Storybook beauty.

00:07:08 Bye, it was nice meeting you.

00:08:09 Oh, wow, well, normally, that would be delightful.

00:09:07 - I'm gonna go. - You sure you're okay with this?

00:10:05 What about you, Laurie? Are you into astronomy?

00:10:53 And puppies!

00:11:43 And for my next trick, I'm going to make my penis disappear.

00:12:33 You're not?

00:13:31 Check out this star.

00:14:17 Why didn't you say that from the beginning?

00:15:18 - LAURIE: Alan, where are you? - What was that?

00:16:04 I wasn't!

00:16:57 Oh, that wasn't you. That was Lyndsey.

00:17:50 I've been puking at 20-minute intervals, so you got eight minutes.

00:18:48 - Oh, you make me so happy. - You make me happy, too.

00:19:48 Hey, now that we both know that Larry's still in the picture,

00:20:44 Damn you, Probst!