Two and a Half Men — S11E06 — Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

00:00:06 - JENNY: Oh, my God! - WOMAN: Oh, my God!

00:00:56 Yeah, and out of respect to you, I only listened to her friend.

00:01:42 There might be a few that wanna throw their poop at you.

00:02:44 Oh, when did we install a mirror in here?

00:03:40 Hey. All right. Let's go save some monkeys.

00:04:33 - Walden. - Lynda, you look amazing.

00:05:18 In fact, the longer I look at you, the straighter I become.

00:06:12 I had a poster of her that looked like the bottom of a birdcage.

00:07:03 I actually have a shot.

00:07:55 Oh, it's the Wonder Woman theme song.

00:08:40 : Alan Harper!

00:09:23 I finally know where I stand with my friend.

00:10:26 What's wrong with Auntie Alan?

00:11:07 There are a lot of women that Alan is not good enough for.

00:11:52 Number one. Anyone with a heart.

00:12:43 Like, if you wanna shot with her, treat her like a normal person.

00:13:27 Perfect.

00:14:24 I do okay.

00:15:31 "From a Wonder Woman to a Super Man"?

00:16:18 No, no, this is an original Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth.

00:17:15 - I'm really sorry about tonight. - Oh, it's okay. He's harmless.

00:18:02 You still like wearing cuffs?

00:19:04 No wonder you brought her out here.

00:20:12 We're past that.