Two and a Half Men — S11E04 — Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Name: Two and a Half Men — S11E04 — Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Director: James Widdoes
Released: 2013
Duration: 21 min
Rating: 6.1
Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell, Jennifer Aspen

2013 · 21 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 730 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes

Two and a Half Men — S11E04 — Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank poster

Overview

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

Dialogue Timeline — 398 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:05 - Hey. - Hey.

00:00:54 How did I end up with him?

00:01:49 Hey.

00:02:37 Are you done not "getting laid?"

00:03:32 Relax, it was harmless fun.

00:04:20 hanging out with a bunch of hot, young girls,

00:05:08 Two hookers and an eight-ball.

00:05:53 Oh. So you did decide to show up tonight.

00:06:39 Now, why don't we go up to our room

00:07:23 Wine, hotel, I smell a hookup.

00:08:15 - You have to go out with her. - What?

00:09:22 I'm so rich, I have rainbow fingers!

00:10:17 It was like a nipple Pez dispenser.

00:11:25 Damn.

00:12:21 I mean, I make my own soap, but I don't sell it at the Lilith Fair.

00:13:09 I have a motto for situations like this.

00:14:14 Thank you. You're not eating your food.

00:15:18 Or we could erase it

00:16:06 Whoa, somebody's fresh!

00:16:57 Wow.

00:17:48 I don't have a Fred Flintstone tattoo.

00:18:39 I mean, that is a big pile of naked.

00:19:32 Are we all gonna talk about the orgy we had last night?

00:20:44 I will be free tonight.

Cast & Characters

Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Jon Cryer Alan Harper Amber Tamblyn Jenny Conchata Ferrell Berta Jennifer Aspen Stephanie Molly Stanton Michaela Nicole Travolta Heidi

Tara Perry Sarah

Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed398

Dialogue density19.0 lines / min

First line00:00:05

Final line00:20:44

Production Record

DirectorJames Widdoes

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes730

Factoids

Episode

Two and a Half Men, season 11, episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/11/episode/4

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