Two and a Half Men — S11E03 — This Unblessed Biscuit

00:00:06 You, uh, got a minute, boss?

00:00:46 Written on it?

00:01:27 You're gonna look at this every day. I don't want you to hate it.

00:02:36 Hey, nap time's over.

00:03:23 Well, let's see what we got here. Where's the pain?

00:04:11 Why? My back's out, but my front still works.

00:05:10 I should ask you the same question.

00:06:03 I didn't want anybody to find my pot.

00:06:47 Really? So you can get up?

00:07:40 Hey, how old do you think Berta is, anyway?

00:08:44 Send her off to the housekeeper farm upstate.

00:09:43 Raising that vest up to the rafters?

00:10:38 No. You retire and I'll pay you for the rest of your life.

00:11:24 I'm just trying to do something nice for you.

00:12:11 Although I still don't understand why we couldn't at least interview

00:12:54 Oh, my God. Look at this!

00:13:40 I am gonna stitch that on a pillow.

00:14:55 I don't wanna spoil the surprise,

00:15:52 She has two guns?

00:16:54 Oh, I'm sorry, we just... We really like pancakes.

00:17:45 just because I was diagnosed with schizophrenia?

00:18:46 No, the place is a mess.

00:19:31 Besides, I was so high, I thought you were a talking dragon.

00:20:59 If it wasn't in the hamper, it's not going in the washer.