Two and a Half Men — S11E02 — I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

00:00:14 Really?

00:01:04 Okay. I'm gonna nama-not-stay right here.

00:01:55 Yeah, about that. What is the long-range plan here?

00:02:39 everything's nice.

00:03:34 Okay, you start.

00:04:17 where I would give you five dollars to shut up.

00:05:02 And tell her that I, Mackenzie, will call her

00:06:17 - Why? - Because I'm with Larry now.

00:07:12 - Bye, Walden. - Bye, Lyndsey.

00:08:15 I figured with my daddy issues, it was either that or stripping.

00:09:02 He said, "Why do you think I'm three hours late?"

00:10:02 Sweetheart, while I normally love your unique brand of depravity,

00:10:45 Hey, is that the Hollywood sign...?

00:11:39 Boom, boom, boom. Know what I'm saying?

00:12:32 I'll make it up to you in the morning.

00:13:27 For the love of God. What do you want from me?

00:14:20 No, I own the house.

00:15:11 You know, I think I banged Lucille Ball in this house.

00:16:00 - Granddaughter. - Oh, please, nobody's buying that.

00:16:54 You've got to make a choice. It's me or the kid.

00:17:55 I get it. You already have Alan.

00:18:51 - I like you, Jenny. - I like you, Walden.

00:19:58 Alan, what are you doing here?

00:21:00 Yeah, it feels like home again.