Two and a Half Men — S10E23 — Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

00:00:08 - You are so pretty. - Thank you.

00:00:51 Oops.

00:01:44 Ooh, mojito.

00:02:47 The unexpected benefit of being a slut at 18.

00:03:40 But it had a lot more F's in it.

00:04:36 What's on your face?

00:05:24 So Nixon stands on the helicopter steps, right, and he does this... and I take the picture.

00:06:16 - Oh, I'd be honored. - Great. Okay. Now, stand by that wall.

00:07:06 Yeah, the only thing I'm worried about is they still haven't found Godzilla.

00:08:01 No. No, seriously. Why?

00:09:06 There's nothing weird about three people having dinner.

00:09:54 It's kind of hard to put into words. I mean, you know, it's like talking and stuff.

00:10:49 Yeah, well, that and sushi.

00:11:36 If there's anything you need to tell me, now's the time.

00:12:36 We're not going to a whorehouse, we're going to the Grand Canyon.

00:13:22 - You take care of yourself, Taterhead. - Are you crying?

00:14:22 - Witty banter. Best thing about a road trip. - Yeah, yeah. That and joking around.

00:15:18 so I developed some more software and made it back... And I am freaking high.

00:16:17 That counts.

00:17:06 I was faithful to one man for over 30 years...

00:18:08 They're the last of the Charlie Harper estate.

00:19:09 I've been putting a little something away here and there.

00:19:58 Now I gotta give you the rest of the money.

00:21:00 Yeah. Hey, you know what else is majestic?