Two and a Half Men — S10E22 — My Bodacious Vidalia

00:00:02 JAKE: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:47 Hey, what you doing?

00:01:31 She'd blend my steak so I didn't have to gum it.

00:02:18 - What? - Look at me.

00:03:37 I was just calling my dad back. He left me a voice mail.

00:04:17 Okay, so I'm gonna get going.

00:05:03 My bodacious Vidalia.

00:05:38 Let's talk about that hair. Walk me through that.

00:06:25 Release.

00:07:15 How about her? Go buy her a drink.

00:07:59 Well, I'm not gonna tip you.

00:08:39 Say hi.

00:09:35 Thank you.

00:10:15 I'll be waiting.

00:12:36 No, he's my husband.

00:13:29 And her husband's a vegetable.

00:14:06 You surprise me. I thought you had more integrity than that.

00:14:56 I was on a pole, he was in a wheelchair.

00:15:50 Uh, Meghan, you remember Walden. Walden, this is Meghan's husband, Victor.

00:16:29 Right, right. Plus we don't want to get him all hopped up on sugar.

00:17:36 work hard to achieve your goals, only to end up a prisoner to your own body...

00:18:21 No, no, no, he can't die here.

00:19:04 - you guys leave and I'll call 911. - Don't worry, sweetheart, after the funeral...

00:20:12 I like to watch. Shh!