Two and a Half Men — S10E21 — Another Night with Neil Diamond

00:00:06 - Oh, hey. - Hey.

00:00:43 Okay, that's between two consenting adults.

00:01:25 I feel so bad.

00:02:01 Oh, but I have a confession to make. I, uh, opened my fortune cookie in the car.

00:03:37 and the coupon specifically said "no substitutions."

00:04:35 if she was being held hostage.

00:05:22 Did you want to go to the food court? Because we can do that.

00:06:00 I'm just not in love with you anymore.

00:07:01 I'm just saying I know how great she is.

00:08:08 what am I so upset about? Lyndsey and I are not breaking up.

00:08:57 Yeah, that's right.

00:09:51 Okay. Watch this. I'm gonna rip a 20... A 5-dollar bill in half. Okay.

00:10:40 Ow! Son of a bitch.

00:11:48 That was our place.

00:12:29 All right, where are they?

00:13:17 Pathetic. Sitting outside a woman's house...

00:14:01 - You're better than this. ALAN: We both know that's not true.

00:15:15 You need my help getting back together with Alan?

00:16:00 'Ha, ha."

00:16:59 - Thank you. - All right, good talk.

00:17:50 But don't worry, you'll find somebody else.

00:18:42 Really? Again?

00:19:28 Well, well, well, look who's doing the walk of shame.

00:20:20 Oh, God, why am I eating on this table?