Two and a Half Men — S10E18 — The 9:04 from Pemberton

00:00:05 Hey, Lyndsey, just calling to say good night.

00:01:01 Oh! Oh.

00:02:34 I'm a hero.

00:03:23 Dark, light. Uh...

00:04:21 - Oh. No problem. When should I expect you? - Wednesday.

00:05:15 What's next, a glass toilet so you can wave goodbye to the toast?

00:06:08 They're called credit cards. Edify yourself, sir.

00:06:50 - Whose side are you on? - Yours, of course.

00:07:26 Oh, please! I am offended that you could even suggest such a thing.

00:08:14 Hey, are you still rattling around in that big old house all by yourself?

00:08:58 He's gonna circle around, break a window, and land right on your couch.

00:10:01 Is it lonely on your cloud of judgment?

00:11:01 It's nice to have someone around again. Been a little lonely since Judith left.

00:11:59 Free at last, Walden. Thank God almighty, we're free at last.

00:12:39 - Knock, knock. - Who's there?

00:13:35 Look, Alan. The McDougal boy is coming home from college.

00:14:25 Yeah, it's a mystery.

00:15:13 - No? - It was the president of the railroad.

00:16:01 Yeah. We got in a fight because he bought a cheap toaster.

00:16:49 What if he says no?

00:17:39 - Yes. - Super. Hatchet buried.

00:18:30 Oh, Herb.

00:19:09 but, as you can see, Walden needs me.

00:20:33 How would you feel about shared custody?