Two and a Half Men — S10E17 — Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

00:00:06 Hi, future me.

00:01:00 Yeah, I made it when I was at MIT.

00:02:00 you will sell it for:

00:02:53 But I'm sure all this hard work will be worth it someday...

00:03:56 Alan is sleep-sobbing again.

00:04:47 One thousand, two hundred and twenty-six.

00:05:30 They're scary and messy.

00:06:34 "Emily's Elite and Discreet Introductions."

00:07:21 - What? No, you have Lyndsey. - I'd be doing it for her.

00:08:26 - Hello. - Hello.

00:09:15 Wow, very impressive.

00:09:58 Oh, you know, I do have one question, though.

00:10:52 - So any luck so far? - No, not yet.

00:11:53 I get it. These people are awful.

00:12:45 What does this mean?

00:13:43 I don't need anyone to take care of me.

00:14:21 So, Bridget, after you and Walden broke up...

00:15:11 - She's doing it again. - What?

00:15:53 Whatever it is, I am in.

00:16:46 I want it to be a special event.

00:17:52 Oh, this can't be good.

00:18:47 When you broke up the first time, it's because Bridget thought you were a child.

00:19:44 I have a little surprise for you.

00:21:03 Buffalo.