Two and a Half Men — S10E16 — Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

00:00:05 - Morning. - Morning.

00:00:57 - What could you have against Cupid? - First of all, he's wearing a diaper.

00:01:47 It could be nothing.

00:02:46 five-pump-vanilla, non-fat, no-foam, whip-cream, caramel macchiato?

00:03:37 Me too. I mean, other than stalking you on Facebook.

00:04:36 That's great. That frees us up to be two young, crazy dreamers in love.

00:05:39 Oh! Oh, sure, I'll hold.

00:06:26 who subsequently turned her into a rapacious lesbian? No.

00:07:11 I will always be here for you.

00:08:03 You don't want to go to dinner with me...

00:09:04 - Oh, my God, are you serious? - Oh, yeah.

00:09:43 Oh, and if the front desk refers to you as Evelyn Harper, just roll with it.

00:10:37 I don't sleep with guys on the first date.

00:11:42 - Thank you. - You're welcome. What did I do?

00:12:25 - Yeah, of course. - Great.

00:13:17 What are you talking about? There's a curve there.

00:14:07 Alan?

00:14:58 I couldn't get my mind off of Alan's penis.

00:15:48 Show him.

00:16:41 Aw, Kung Pao chicken is such a commitment.

00:17:30 Let me check.

00:18:20 You know, uh, we could pull this curtain.

00:19:12 That's rough.

00:20:05 Been there.