Two and a Half Men — S10E15 — Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

00:00:08 ALAN: Hey, buddy. - Hey, Dad.

00:00:50 Let me ask you this. If you've never tasted a strawberry ice cream cone in your life...

00:02:14 I don't mean to split hairs, but a room can't really be both a gym and a home theater.

00:03:06 Jake wouldn't ring the bell.

00:03:56 Be much nicer with a home theater...

00:04:41 Uh, now, where would a skull be going that he would even need a top hat?

00:05:35 No, you cannot.

00:06:31 But was I right or what? Isn't Tammy awesome?

00:07:14 - Nipple gun? - Yeah, for piercing.

00:08:10 You ever get tired of this view?

00:08:47 The point is, I get what people think about me.

00:09:43 - Do strippers count? - No.

00:10:39 - Hey. - Hey.

00:11:23 How am I gonna get hurt?

00:12:20 And you said you've never read poetry.

00:13:10 I just want a home theater.

00:13:54 - Let's go eat. - I thought you didn't wanna eat.

00:14:49 - I don't like asparagus. - Why make it?

00:15:31 - We are. Because we love each other, right? - Damn right we do.

00:16:23 If we hurry, we can get there before it closes.

00:17:20 Sit.

00:18:17 Um, I wanna tell you both that I'm sorry.

00:18:59 Maybe get a dog or a leopard, have a couple kids of our own.

00:20:12 I love it.