Two and a Half Men — S10E14 — Run, Steven Staven! Run!

00:00:04 Sorry I'm late.

00:00:52 Why don't we just take a deep breath, maybe open a bottle of wine, take a bath...

00:02:09 Now you're eating bagels together.

00:02:54 You pay for them when you need them...

00:03:50 like I could never imagine.

00:04:34 She said I was inconsiderate, condescending...

00:05:29 Here you go.

00:06:20 Or, "What's all this glittery sparkly stuff on your pants?"

00:07:34 Wow. Oh, um...

00:08:18 Okay, I have to get going.

00:08:59 Oh. Don't worry. She's gone.

00:10:04 That is the meanest thing you've ever said.

00:10:51 Fine, she can be animated.

00:11:36 I guess that makes us dump brothers.

00:12:21 - He's already been down there. - Yeah, on business.

00:13:15 - What manly one? - Herb's got the one with the Adam's apple.

00:14:32 Gentlemen, the bar has been lowered.

00:15:32 Wow.

00:16:27 - Why did you and Lyndsey break up? - She wanted a key to the house.

00:17:16 who lets you wear a diaper while riding her around the office.

00:18:23 Ah.

00:19:03 Okay, I know this seems crazy, but I've been doing a lot of thinking, and here.

00:20:04 Sorry about kidnapping you.

00:20:48 Tell Lyndsey I love her!