Two and a Half Men — S10E13 — Grab a Feather and Get in Line

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:47 - Why is it so dark in here? WALDEN: Alan, no.

00:01:49 Can you even see your penis past that gut?

00:02:37 We're gonna get you hosed down...

00:03:44 Whew. That was easy.

00:04:36 Oh. Wait, hang on a sec, how can you afford a plane ticket?

00:05:26 - Great. Um, and... - Yes, I'll give you per diem.

00:06:23 Oh, I get it.

00:07:14 It's too bad you're in a relationship.

00:08:00 Okay, sweetie. I love you too, bye-bye.

00:08:52 Hi, Kate.

00:09:47 ALAN : Walk like a man

00:10:43 Okay, whatever your name is, why would you lie about who you are?

00:11:51 - I been better. - I'm sorry, buddy.

00:12:45 So knock it off.

00:13:39 You didn't suckle on her boobie

00:14:30 'Cause I'm gay

00:15:18 KATE : You're a douche.

00:16:02 CHORUS: You're a big fizzy douche

00:17:04 Hey.

00:17:52 Better house. Better jet.

00:18:56 It's Walden.

00:20:04 Fine, you can have the brunette. Hypothetically.

00:20:57 I'm taking the brunette.