Two and a Half Men — S10E12 — Welcome to Alancrest

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:49 I was there the other night.

00:01:35 Ginger ale?

00:02:31 My life has been a complete waste of time.

00:03:25 You have to say that, I have sex with you.

00:04:14 We end up with the house.

00:04:58 I think I need to sit down.

00:05:47 Fashion's kind of risky.

00:06:34 Awfully rude for a guy who wants my money.

00:07:37 Don't be ridiculous. I'm sure that name's already taken.

00:08:32 - You have a beautiful home. - It'll work until my castle's finished.

00:09:26 It's nice.

00:10:18 Hey. You have your character, I have mine.

00:11:09 - What? - What?

00:12:09 most generous, open, giving, caring, genuine person I've ever met, Sam Wilson.

00:13:19 I must have been sleepwalking.

00:14:18 Has this ever happened to you?

00:15:14 This all started when you became Sam Wilson. And I submit to you...

00:16:11 Redwood tree, tungsten steel, or Chinese algebra?

00:17:10 What are you, a cop?

00:18:09 What's going on?

00:19:02 You sure you don't want a ride to the airport?

00:19:51 I'll miss you.

00:21:06 You didn't, by chance, bring any nacho cheese, did you?