Two and a Half Men — S10E10 — One Nut Johnson

00:00:05 Oh! Incoming, 3 o'clock.

00:00:48 Okay, it's not me that she'd be interested in.

00:01:37 Right now, she's heading into the bathroom.

00:02:22 I changed my mind about that drink.

00:03:29 And not just you. I've also pretended to be a thoracic surgeon...

00:04:33 - Oh, uh, how about your porn name? - My porn name?

00:05:22 Same thing happens if you Google Rusty Knob.

00:06:17 A dozen socks for 2.49?

00:07:18 - I need to buy a little bit of everything. - Okay, I can help you out with that.

00:08:05 Pretty good. Gonna get some time alone this weekend.

00:08:46 She picked a real winner this time.

00:09:38 Casio?

00:10:36 Nothing.

00:11:32 I've spent the rest of my life tracking him down...

00:12:11 So, wait, my coupon didn't impress you?

00:13:04 - Can't pop a wheelie on a star. - Ha, ha, ha.

00:14:08 And then I sold it and bought it again at the top of the market...

00:14:59 - I had a really nice time tonight. - Me too.

00:15:52 You know, before he arrived, I was about to do something.

00:16:47 When are you gonna introduce her to Walden?

00:17:39 - He doesn't like it when I have guests. - Douche.

00:18:47 It's like Dan Halen says. "Might as well jump."

00:19:44 Thanks, but, no. Um...

00:20:50 get off my beach!