Two and a Half Men — S10E09 — I Scream When I Pee
2012 · 20 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 698 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Dialogue Timeline — 320 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously, on Two and a Half Men:
00:00:39 - Alan. - We need to talk.
00:01:30 Now everybody knows that I'm getting it.
00:02:17 - She wants to meet me for coffee. - Judith?
00:03:06 Guilty.
00:04:22 - It's so good to see you. - Well, you, too.
00:05:02 I'd like a nonfat decaf latte with just a whisper of foam.
00:05:56 I'm sorry. You're in a relationship.
00:06:40 Wait, Judith got flirtatious with you?
00:07:28 Okay, let me try that again. Um...
00:08:20 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - No.
00:09:10 Hello?
00:09:59 What are you doing up?
00:10:54 Acting?
00:11:43 You must really love her.
00:12:31 Horrible. She wanted to have sex with me.
00:13:18 Whoa. Whoa, calm down.
00:14:11 I'm sorry, buddy.
00:15:04 - She sounds very pretty. - Just leave a message.
00:16:09 Woof. Ha-ha-ha!
00:17:23 Hi. We need to talk.
00:18:14 I may be too stoned to call a cab.
00:19:03 No. Hey.
00:19:59 Guess what Walden bought me for my birthday.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed320
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:19:59
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes698
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 10, episode 9: I Scream When I Pee.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/10/episode/9
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