Two and a Half Men — S10E07 — Avoid the Chinese Mustard

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:44 What the hell just happened?

00:01:46 That did not sound right.

00:02:40 - I'm suspicious. - You think?

00:03:45 Hey, maybe later we could go for a walk on the beach.

00:04:42 I just think you're very beautiful.

00:05:35 Just for the record, I wasn't hitting on you.

00:06:50 What do you mean, am I "just not talented?"

00:07:45 Yeah. So you get it.

00:08:34 people fall in and out of love, somebody ends up crying.

00:09:18 - Google me. - What?

00:10:14 I don't understand watches without the numbers on it.

00:11:04 Can I fart in the car?

00:11:57 The military police were at the door looking for you.

00:12:53 I don't whisper. Tried it with a horse. He was looking at me like I was crazy.

00:13:46 And that bear in the commercial that wipes his butt on the tree.

00:14:47 or if you really believe it.

00:15:37 And that is exactly how I feel.

00:16:27 Hey. We did have some fun, though, right?

00:17:29 he's not my soul mate.

00:18:23 I'm gonna go see if my girlfriend wants to really be my girlfriend.

00:19:23 - You all right, buddy? - I'm fine.

00:20:17 No, no, it's not okay.

00:21:04 I was gonna say, "Help each other find someone."