Two and a Half Men — S10E06 — Ferrets, Attack!

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:41 She's probably listening to us right now. Heh.

00:01:27 - What is that, a pedometer? - Yeah, I'm measuring our sex life.

00:02:19 After what we just did...

00:03:02 What?

00:03:46 That's so sweet.

00:05:09 I know. How did someone like that worm their way back in here?

00:05:55 but she scares the living crap out of me.

00:06:52 - It's a happy coffee. - That's great.

00:07:30 Be careful, that's how I got the crabs.

00:08:12 - You? - Good.

00:09:03 You care to know why I broke up with Peter?

00:09:53 Of course you do. I completely understand. Take all the time you need.

00:10:47 - Rose? - Oh, hi, sweetie.

00:11:41 - Ferrets? - I think they were ferrets.

00:12:15 your work is taking you to Europe or that you're dying...

00:13:19 Walden, what is going on?

00:14:24 I'm not gonna stand in your way.

00:15:25 Oh, no kidding.

00:16:10 - Yes, and we need to talk. - About what?

00:17:00 Then why would she show up at my apartment claiming to be?

00:17:46 Aww.

00:18:19 Berta's right. I am the master.

00:19:31 - Good night, Rose. ROSE: Good night, Alan.