Two and a Half Men — S10E05 — That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men.

00:01:00 - You okay? - Yeah.

00:02:25 I'll get it.

00:03:11 Walden, hi.

00:03:41 WALDEN: Keep moving. - Jezebel.

00:04:30 That's true. She has some of the hottest friends you can imagine. Ahem.

00:05:22 Oh, oh. No one who wears those big furry boots with shorts or mini-skirts.

00:06:13 Hmm?

00:06:59 Right. And the stuff that comes out of you...

00:07:46 Yeah, I don't know, I think it's more luck and timing.

00:08:50 ALAN: Hey. - Hey.

00:09:30 I just don't think I'm ready to date right now.

00:10:15 And if the real thing comes along, I'll know it.

00:10:59 Can I have your nuts?

00:11:59 Oh, my God, are you okay?

00:12:51 You know what? Name-calling is cruel.

00:13:25 Hey, Rose. How you doing?

00:14:21 Oh. Let me guess, at some point did he say, "She's probably listening to us, right now.

00:15:11 It will be nice to go out with someone normal for a change.

00:16:01 He's very fond of you, Alan.

00:16:43 I get it. Hair, DNA and all.

00:17:32 to put a muzzle on Mr. Pokey.

00:18:18 That's not what they call it in Amsterdam.

00:19:18 How did I know he was in the army? Heh. So cute.