Two and a Half Men — S10E04 — You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

00:00:08 - Hey. - Hey.

00:00:59 You know what might help?

00:02:23 - Let me... Missi, let me introduce my friend... - Hi, I'm Missi.

00:03:09 You and her?

00:04:03 I love Halloween. Last year, I went to this party as a slutty nurse.

00:04:47 - Yes. - And gives you a toothbrush and a lollipop?

00:05:38 - Be offended if I popped the girls out? - What?

00:06:31 Oh, hey, I'm Missi. Are you Alan's girlfriend?

00:07:27 You know, I love you dearly, Jerry, but you gotta shut up.

00:08:17 - Okay, I remember that. - You had to take me and my mom...

00:08:56 "Oh, Lord, please get me off this ride!" I think you even tinkled a little bit.

00:09:54 - What? - She's been all alone...

00:10:48 When did I become the guy that the hot 19-year-old looks at and goes:

00:11:37 I'm sleeping in your room.

00:12:25 - No kidding... - It was one of the most beautiful things.

00:13:12 Behind you.

00:13:59 Speaking of which, do you like Snickers or Milky Way? I like 3 Musketeers.

00:14:43 Which is why you should never smoke pot before church.

00:15:33 What do gay horses eat?

00:16:32 As you can imagine, we worked up quite the appetite.

00:17:18 I was tired of him putting his career ahead of me.

00:18:18 Oh.

00:19:14 There you go.

00:20:13 A simple no would suffice.