Two and a Half Men — S10E03 — Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

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00:00:50 Do you see this taking place in a bedroom or the back of a panel van?

00:01:32 Okay.

00:02:15 What's your pleasure, treasure? Blond, brunette?

00:03:33 So you want to have a threesome with me and Walden?

00:04:14 Speaking from experience, once you get yours, I'll never get mine.

00:05:10 Hey, speaking of three hands...

00:05:52 Yeah, yeah, it's great.

00:06:47 Zoey and I aren't together. I don't see any reason why...

00:07:22 I'm very open-minded about sexual matters.

00:08:07 Well, for instance, there are a few things I happen to know...

00:08:51 Oh, speaking of.

00:10:15 Oh yeah, sure. Sure.

00:11:06 What do you want me to do?

00:11:58 - Which was pretty much all the time. - I'm sorry, sweetie.

00:13:25 In fact, if it would help, you can close your eyes and pretend I'm Zoey.

00:14:23 I suppose.

00:15:07 Well, you can't sit in the house all day staring at that computer.

00:15:56 - You didn't put her up to that call, did you? - No.

00:17:08 - What's wrong with her? - Her outfit's a little matchy-matchy, isn't it?

00:17:47 - Are you done? - Sorry.

00:18:40 I'm gonna end up watching from the sidelines again, aren't I?

00:19:40 - Nice to meet you too. - Yeah.

00:20:46 Cheeseburger.