Two and a Half Men — S10E02 — A Big Bag of Dog

00:00:06 Good morning.

00:00:46 Why are you even bothering with that thing?

00:01:29 Oh, this is breaking my heart.

00:02:22 Hey, I know what'll cheer you up.

00:03:10 - It's leaking something. - Why don't I put down some cardboard?

00:04:28 No need.

00:05:11 Wow.

00:05:54 Here, let me get that for you.

00:06:43 Oh, don't wash the shirt with the pants...

00:07:37 - Walden, your mom's here! WALDEN: Be right there.

00:08:17 Everything about that man is disturbing.

00:09:03 Mm-hm.

00:09:44 What...? What's happening?

00:10:31 No, but you can.

00:11:09 Walden, Walden, this proves that God exists.

00:12:05 What do you want, Alan?

00:12:48 Oh. There's weather in Legoland. Um...

00:13:46 Then golden boy gets dumped, I look like a extra on Hillbilly Handfishin', eh?

00:14:43 Well, you don't have to worry anymore. I'm done with Zoey.

00:15:38 Honey, don't worry about the dog. You were saying?

00:16:29 Okay, stand up.

00:17:31 Oh, here. Why don't I call you so you can find it?

00:18:36 You're gonna be hearing that a lot.

00:19:33 Walden is taking this stupid bloody dog back.