Two and a Half Men — S09E24 — Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:41 One thing at a time. I'm still trying to figure out what happened to Saturday.

00:01:52 What'd you think was the capital of Connecticut?

00:02:41 - Good idea, man, let's go. - Yeah.

00:03:35 I am so thankful I have you in my life.

00:04:26 Do you really think that I am so petty...

00:05:24 Oh, there is one thing.

00:06:05 Probably true. But he has a good heart.

00:06:50 Billy, I've seen this kid spend an entire afternoon smoking dope...

00:07:48 - Any questions so far? - Yeah.

00:08:31 - All right. - There's no smoking dope in this building.

00:09:11 And on a personal note, thank you for the graduation money.

00:10:02 - Oh, another one. - Allow me.

00:10:44 - at the same time? - I don't know.

00:11:43 Thank you. It was a wonderful opportunity.

00:12:35 - we should start our own business. - I like that.

00:13:35 Maybe it's me.

00:14:26 but clearly, there's a bad influence involved here.

00:15:13 LYNDSEY: He went through a rough divorce. ALAN: And Jake didn't?

00:16:15 Today's Army is all-inclusive.

00:17:05 And not just once.

00:17:52 Well, the KISS Army.

00:19:36 Look at the bright side. You won't have to buy me clothes anymore.

00:20:56 MAN: Move, move, move!