Two and a Half Men — S09E23 — The Straw in My Donut Hole

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:52 - You need to take it easy. - Well, I appreciate it, but I'm fine.

00:01:40 ALL: Surprise!

00:02:29 Never make fun of someone who could come back and haunt me.

00:03:06 I told him to. I thought the truth might kill you.

00:03:49 Technically, she came in third.

00:04:36 Or you can add it.

00:05:14 Good. I don't want you to do anything. Just relax and get better.

00:06:03 by nothing but cockroaches and Alan Harper.

00:06:50 She headed down to the restaurant and fell 24 stories down an empty elevator shaft.

00:07:40 Ooh.

00:08:26 Anyway, you're welcome to use it.

00:09:22 Rats. Uh...

00:10:07 - You got any porn on this thing? - Uh, pfft.

00:11:09 That's funny. But, uh, what about me?

00:11:55 - with love and attention. - They were afraid of losing you.

00:12:46 don't be a schmuck.

00:13:34 Come on, there must be something I can get you to turn that frown upside-down.

00:14:42 Howdy, pardner.

00:15:32 We went on the tilt-a-whirl and the centrifugal force shot the clot into his brain.

00:16:26 Beg pardon?

00:17:25 Now get out of that chair and get down here.

00:18:48 A very simple, uh, explanation.

00:20:22 Of the way we were