Two and a Half Men — S09E22 — Why We Gave Up Women

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:47 - If I could get rid of them... - Yes. A hundred times, yes.

00:01:39 So have I. I admit, I had my doubts...

00:02:27 Let me put her to bed. Then we can start making plans.

00:03:20 - You know, I love her. - Oh, no!

00:04:36 You're gonna have to. The man's got the worst insurance policy...

00:05:18 but don't you think this heart attack is a bit convenient?

00:06:07 Great.

00:07:08 Oh.

00:08:15 Do you happen to know if they validate parking?

00:09:01 And I'd like him to stay with me until he recovers.

00:10:09 You hocked a big loogie down Marci Bilson's throat...

00:10:47 The joke's on them. Boobs are still boobs.

00:11:37 You're a useless appendage like tonsils or the nut sack under my hoo-ha.

00:12:26 Before I go...

00:13:22 Herpes sometimes disappears for a while.

00:14:02 You know, it's not much, but at least I'll have my pride.

00:14:54 or your own bathroom...

00:16:02 What I would like to do is you.

00:16:59 So, what do you think?

00:17:48 Whoa!

00:18:57 Yeah, that's it. Okay. Showtime.

00:19:54 WALDEN: Thank God. So how long before I can take him home?

00:20:59 And me with just a nut sack.