Two and a Half Men — S09E21 — Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:51 - Is that really a good workout? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:01:31 Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:02:14 You might wanna think of this as a trial run of your own.

00:03:27 - Uh-huh. - She's bringing her daughter.

00:04:06 Maybe you've met him.

00:04:54 for a very large salary in a Malibu beach house.

00:05:40 - use his own house for the week. - Snidely put.

00:06:17 - Yours. - Oh.

00:07:04 Am I the naughty plumber here to snake your drain?

00:07:58 - I don't wanna go, I'm playing. - Ava, come on.

00:10:05 He said it's his nap time.

00:11:15 It's too dark.

00:11:54 Okay, good night.

00:12:36 Pellegrino would be fine.

00:13:29 Really? With a dead hand and the beginnings of an erection?

00:15:00 All right. What do you want?

00:15:46 Why don't you just lie down and let me take care of you?

00:16:37 So I made oatmeal that was too dry.

00:17:36 - Little better. - I'm glad.

00:18:22 It's not Mr. Hose.

00:19:01 LYNDSEY: You okay down there? - Yeah.

00:19:50 Well, let's see.

00:20:44 - If I could get rid of them...? - Yes, a hundred times, yes.