Two and a Half Men — S09E20 — Grandma's Pie

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:48 - I'm kind of sleeping with her. - What?

00:01:39 I love you too.

00:02:21 Zoey doesn't know that I started a new software company with my old partner.

00:03:15 And, uh, just to be clear, I have zero stake in this potential billion-dollar business?

00:04:38 And you can call me Walden.

00:05:28 So who is it?

00:06:14 If I was going into business with my ex-husband...

00:06:57 Shut up, Alan.

00:07:41 Oh, Mom, no.

00:08:32 Come on.

00:09:31 Come on, Zoey, this is really important to me.

00:10:21 You're having dinner with your girlfriend and your ex-wife?

00:11:09 Yeah. Yeah, we could, uh, have a little contest, see whose dinner was worse.

00:12:30 so clearly you're insecure about us working together.

00:13:29 Thank you.

00:14:14 Are you questioning my intentions?

00:15:07 uh, roommates, uh, and keep each other company.

00:15:55 - Bye. - Oh, bye.

00:16:48 Oh, what? Now you can't hear me?

00:17:38 - Here, here. - Here, here.

00:18:41 - What? - Yeah, you and Ava move in with me.

00:19:47 All right, I gotta ask. What's with the tea?

00:20:33 I think I may be coming down with something.