Two and a Half Men — S09E19 — Palmdale, Ech

00:00:04 I miss you, but what are you doing up? Isn't it 3:00 in the morning in London?

00:01:05 All right, bye-bye. Sweet dreams.

00:01:52 - Dude. - "Oh, Alan!" "Oh, Lyndsey!"

00:02:33 Um... Okay, maybe not a million.

00:03:31 No. Hated his guts. She tried to kill him once.

00:04:19 He's right behind you. He's right behind you. Move.

00:05:17 He feels bad about replacing my dad.

00:06:05 Good, good. Although I gotta admit, I'm a little nervous.

00:06:53 - How are things at Sunset Village? - Same old, same old.

00:07:41 - We don't have to. - No, that's fine.

00:08:45 And what would you be consulting about?

00:09:46 - Get it? Get it? - Yeah, I get it.

00:10:37 I wonder what would happen if we put them in the same room.

00:11:21 Looks like she's sleeping pretty good.

00:12:19 Just got invited to a slamming party in the valley.

00:13:14 - That's clever. - Thanks.

00:14:04 - All right. - And her mother might come along.

00:14:52 You sure you gave me the right address?

00:15:59 But when my husband was alive, we went everywhere.

00:16:56 You guys like to wrestle?

00:17:52 All right, well, we're done here. Why don't we head home?

00:18:43 I did write it down.

00:19:34 If you had made it to the party, what would you have done there?

00:20:41 Once again, I'm so, so sorry.