Two and a Half Men — S09E18 — The War Against Gingivitis

00:00:04 Oh, damn. Which password did I use for this?

00:00:49 I'm a soldier in the war against gingivitis.

00:01:36 Nope.

00:02:20 Really?

00:03:07 Billy Stanhope.

00:04:02 No wonder you hate him.

00:04:54 Thanks, buddy.

00:05:45 And then he accuses me of being a sellout.

00:07:04 You look good.

00:07:51 What could possibly be worth a billion dollars?

00:08:45 with your former compadre.

00:09:38 I probably should've held out for more than 50.

00:10:30 Walden, come on, man, what...?

00:11:25 Okay. Walden, you wanna be the bigger man?

00:12:15 Guys, guys, let's bring it back, okay? Easy does it, guys.

00:13:05 - Yeah, exactly. - No-brainer.

00:13:46 Yeah.

00:14:35 Don't forget to declare the routine global.

00:16:11 P-P-P.

00:16:57 That's the glue that binds us together.

00:18:02 peeing and sex were the same thing.

00:18:53 - Her thighs were covering my ears. - Oh, you son of a bitch!

00:19:57 Yeah, but I'm banging your ex-wife.

00:20:55 BILLY & WALDEN: Awesome!