Two and a Half Men — S09E17 — Not in My Mouth!

00:00:05 Sorry, Nigel, dinner took longer than I thought.

00:00:45 And I will miss you.

00:02:11 What?

00:02:44 Also when you're bored, lonely or just, you know, too sober.

00:03:30 Then we just sat there in silence for the rest of the flight.

00:04:28 Sure. What's up?

00:05:18 Try watching and holding her hair.

00:06:11 Maybe we should just give her some privacy.

00:07:02 So will you for once please make yourself useful and help Ava get ready?

00:07:38 You either love me or you don't.

00:08:25 - Hi. - Hi.

00:09:12 BERTA: She pregnant? - Oh, no, no. Gosh, no.

00:10:01 Hi, Jake.

00:10:47 Hello?

00:11:24 without so much as a bloody glass of water...

00:12:05 Nothing to do with the way you feel about me.

00:12:56 Oh, good Lord.

00:13:31 - Come on. - Oh! I promised Lyndsey I'd take her out...

00:14:25 Don't you worry about your dingle, honey.

00:15:17 Why don't you take your seat, put your seatbelt on?

00:16:02 Oh, God! Oh, God!

00:16:45 A little? I might have to get a new plane.

00:17:33 - You do? - Of course I do.

00:18:45 Yep, five times. Best half-hour of my life.