Two and a Half Men — S09E15 — The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

00:00:10 - Oh, God. Walden. - Mm.

00:00:59 I mean, I'm certainly familiar with her port of entry into this world.

00:01:44 Get out.

00:02:57 Does it involve money, drugs or pregnancy?

00:04:01 - Oh, still doesn't want you to meet her? - No.

00:04:51 Boy, I know that song.

00:05:42 I don't know how much sleeping we'll do.

00:06:33 No offense, but you don't seem comfortable doing it either.

00:07:27 and what I would call it isn't susceptible to compromise.

00:08:24 I can get off leaning against the dryer with a couple of sneakers in it.

00:09:27 Usually at this point in the evening, you start getting frisky.

00:10:24 Okay. Please stop. Let's just stop.

00:11:18 What was that?

00:12:09 That's true, everybody is somewhere.

00:12:58 Taco Bell.

00:13:51 - Indeed I did. ALAN: Hmm.

00:14:37 It's only because I don't care for you very much.

00:15:32 - I'm so sorry about last night. - Don't be silly.

00:16:26 Oh, well, wonderful, just wonderful.

00:17:16 - Thank you. - You're very welcome.

00:18:13 Can Sir Schmidt come with us to the zoo?

00:19:06 I'm gonna go and put her down. Be right back.

00:20:05 - Hey. - Oh, hey. Where you been?

00:20:57 - Well? - Keep looking.