Two and a Half Men — S09E14 — A Possum on Chemo

00:00:03 - Walden, you almost ready? WALDEN: Almost.

00:00:49 Yes, please.

00:01:54 Whoa. To catch a predator.

00:03:01 Great. Rain check. Where we eating?

00:04:17 I look like a possum on chemo.

00:05:04 - It didn't end well. - What happened?

00:05:43 - Alan. - Ha, ha.

00:06:16 He was named after Bob.

00:07:15 Dude, that's a million-dollar idea.

00:08:09 Well, a clean-shaven face will do that for a man.

00:09:03 Yeah. Yeah. Have you met him? What's he like? Is it serious?

00:09:56 - Way to get rid of him. - Thanks.

00:10:43 but there's a cocktail party at my office this weekend.

00:11:28 - What can I do to make you happy? - Well...

00:12:27 I've spent my life doing what I'm told to make women happy.

00:13:16 Maybe she needs a kidney.

00:14:07 - That's right. - No, that's wrong!

00:14:53 - Okay, I'm confused. - Do you really wanna know?

00:15:36 Um...

00:16:16 I could sit here and fart like a buffalo...

00:17:08 - Hi. How are you? - Hi.

00:18:09 - I don't know what you're talking about. ZOEY: Ha, ha.

00:19:01 - Oh, anytime. ZOEY: Ah.

00:19:56 No, they don't.