Two and a Half Men — S09E11 — What a Lovely Landing Strip

00:00:02 NARRATOR: Previously on Two and a Half Men:

00:00:40 - You, uh, want your ring back? - Yeah.

00:01:35 - I'm taking this chair. - No, you're not.

00:02:17 - Why did you bite her? - She tried to steal my chair.

00:03:09 I was hoping that you and I can start fresh.

00:04:33 Jolly good sunset, eh, what?

00:05:12 - Sure. - Great.

00:06:00 You are a sweet and wonderful guy...

00:06:40 watching TV while the good-looking owner of the house is on the deck...

00:07:29 Help me out here. Is fancy the English word for nut sack?

00:08:17 If I was one of those things, I would've screwed myself to death years ago.

00:09:11 Well, is it too soon for this?

00:10:07 Wait, you got Ava into Bellwood?

00:10:58 Wanna explain the hat?

00:11:40 I'll get it.

00:12:36 The truth is, he was just a rebound thing.

00:13:22 Okay.

00:14:09 You are, but that's part of your charm. I love you, Walden.

00:14:51 and no one can predict the future.

00:15:31 But since I met Zoey, I'm not so sure.

00:16:18 - You think? - I do.

00:17:11 so we can both go meet people we like better.

00:18:00 Sometimes at night, if I'm really quiet, I think I can hear them bitching.

00:19:21 Come with me and I'll teach you.